WAIT, WHAT ARE THESE AGAIN? (Oh, right. Thanks.) But I don’t think I can eat that many.

Aerosmith’s legal team just called

I’m sorry sir, we allow neither sharp nor blunt objects past the checkpoint

But this doesn’t look anything *like* a police box

Best pub name ever

A cause we can all get behind

Sage advice

Like…

Behold my enormous lollipop

Just don’t feed him too close to the water.